I borrowed this from *hallokatzchen who had borrowed this from *vashperado because this is very funny ^.^

Rules:
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
Post the first definition it gives you.
Tag 3 people.

1.) Your name?
Mariah
A Mariah is usually a quite girl who just tries to do her work. Mariahs are usually nice and tend to have annoying guys try to date them due to there moderate looks. But if you get on the bad side of a Mariah then your in trouble. It usually means bad luck for the rest a the year, or more sometimes. Mariahs have gypsy powers that they hide but unleash on the unlucky and unwanted.
Mariah is such a good employee, she always gets her work done.
Mariah is pretty good looking, no wonder all the weird guys go after her.
You should've never messed with a Mariah. She's gonna demolish you man.
moderate girl worker funny angry


2.) Your age?
13
A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

3.) One of your friends?
Pat
The rare occurance of ejaculating in your underwear after a female touches your penis for a short amount of time. This is primarily caused by not mastubating before going on a date with an incredibly hot girl.
His girlfriend made him pat last night, isn't that embarrassing.

4.) What should you be doing?
Math Homework
a sneaky way of getting out of the house for a some wacky tabacky.
i gotta go do some math homework

5.) Favorite color?
Rainbow
A game where a group of girls use different coloured lipstick to make rings along the length of a boy's penis with their lips. Usually done by girls too young to give head.
After they gave the boy a rainbow, his penis looked like a candy cane!

6.) Birthplace?
Tacoma
Greatest city in the history of the world. Any person who grew up there will tell you that it's got a small-town feel with big city amenities. It doesn't barely smell at all, and hey, I've never been shot. Cut it a break once in a while.
"Where are you moving to?"
"Tacoma."
"Oh - are you packing your gun with you? Ha ha ha. Oh man, I'm so funny."
"Yeah, you keep think that Seattle is God's gift to hobos, okay?"

7.) Month of your birth?
February
1. February
February is the best month of the year. Its still nice and cold and snowy, but you know that spring is just around the corner if you're tired of all the bad weather. February is also the most unique month. 28 days long,(unless its every four years on a 'leap' year)
Valentines day is also in February. (the fourteenth)It's a fun holiday named after St. Valentine, and it's for cute happy couples. Many single or unhappy peope celebrate the anti Valentines day, ie. Singles awareness day.

People born in February are without a doubt the Cutest, Smartest, and Funniest set of people. If you are born after the 20th, you are also a PICES. This is the best Zodiac sign.
"Kristy is so cute! Shes nice too! How did she get so purfect and talented?"
"She was born in February"
"OF COURSE! THAT MUST BE IT"

"Eight days till march!"
"No. Nine days till march."
"*shakes head* Silly- this year is a leap year!"
"ahhhhhhh"

8.) Last person you talked to?
Amber
1. Amber
An extremely attractive girl whos flirty personality and curvacious figure will keep you coming back for more. She's typically a brunette but occasionally acts blonde. She enjoys long relationships and has many close guy friends. Often mistaken for a "slut" but really isn't. She can also be a super bitch if you get onto her bad side.
"dude, i want to hang out with that girl, shes such an Amber"

9.) One of your nicknames?
Crazz
1. crazz
It is the quintessential semi-provocative cuss for the 21st. Its only definition is that it has none. Or that it means having sex in public place, either way... it has an ambiguous yet provocative that won't be misconstrued. Plus, it sounds cool.
Yeah, we crazzed all over the mickey d's bathroom. Unfortunately for us, it clearly stated NO CRAZZING ALLOWED.
BTW Thats not why they call me crazz!!!!

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